Beer is good, Beer is nice.
Beer make things alright.
Beer is the meat of the vegetable world.
Beer is foamy- but only when you want it to be.
Beer is meant to have 5% alcohol- so you get drunk in a decent amount of time.
If you want to get hosed, or just buzzed, beer is there for you.
You don't own your beer, you just rent it.
Beer is the water of life, we just haven't realized it yet.
Beer can put out fires.
Beer can be made easily in the home.
Beer bottles can be returned for money- to buy more beer, of course.

Here's to Beer: The drink of the Engineer!!

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